"well i must be immoral because i refuse to believe that that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your savior, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a golden magic tree and she and her husband were cast from an abundant magical garden where they both felt no pain and only to be sent to this hell hole Earth. Come on i dont think an all forgiving god could be that cruel and if so where are the morals of the gods because they can forgive rape, murder and adultery but eat from my golden tree oh bitch your ass is grass. Not to say that i question these almighty powers because i just got new roof shingles and i dont think my families insurance covers lightening damage."

Found this on Facebook!!! I love this this guy!